Thursday, 27 November 2008

Scenarios

Ideas on the worst possible scenarios with extremely simple gardening tools.

How to side step a runaway lawn mower.
How to leap frog a runaway lawn mower.
How to dodge a rake heading towards your face.
How to escape a spraying hose when wrapped around your leg.
How not to dispense dirt over your shoulder.
How to scream when a spade hits your foot.

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